What's it like training jiu-jitsu when you have 8 limbs?
To be honest, it's like taking candy from a baby. I mean, really, with eight arms and no skeleton, there's nothing I can't do.
How soon will my purchase be shipped?
Hey, I love getting new stuff as much as you do, so the team tries to ship as soon as possible--in most cases, the next business day. However, every once in awhile it may take up to 3 days to ship, as long as the product is in stock. If you'd like a status update, just email email@example.com.
You're kind of weird, dude.
A) That's not a question, it's a statement. B) Thanks, I do what I can in the name of humor.
How long will it take to get the shirt that is going to make me the most awesome person at my gym?
There are two parts to that question, really. As far as shipping goes, we generally ship USPS Priority Mail, so after we've shipped it, you can expect to receive the shirt in 2-3 business days. As far as the most awesome person, chances are since you're ordering from us, you're already pretty awesome--so best guess is it will take just one appearance in your new gear to cinch the title.
What's up with the BJJ belt around your head?
What's up with your face? Seriously, though, where else am I supposed to wear my belt? Anyway, it looks cool and the chicks dig it.
What is your return policy?
Doesn't fit? We'll get you a new size. Something isn't up to snuff? We'll make it right. Need eight arm holes? That's a bit trickier as it's a special order. We are committed to 100% happiness--if, for any reason, you are unhappy with your purchase, simply return it for a full refund or exchange within 30 days. If more than 30 days have gone by since your purchase, we'll offer you an exchange.
To complete your return, we may require a receipt or proof of purchase.
So...if you're Rocktopus, what do you rock out to?
Kind of depends on my mood. I'm a huge Foo Fighters fan, but I love throwing in some Rage Against the Machine and Skrillex. Or, if I'm chillin' in the ocean, something a little more mellow, like Slightly Stoopid.
Can I see your gear in-person before I buy it?
Right now Rocktopus gear isn't in any brick-and-mortar stores, but the team frequently travels to tournaments in the Midwest. Make sure to follow us on Twitter
or check our blog to find out where we'll be.
If you could be another animal, what animal would you be?
That's like asking Chuck Norris what other action star he would be. Why would you want to be something else when you're already the coolest dude out there?